– You can’t do that!
– Of course I can. It’s my bridge.
– But you can’t chop it down!
– It’s my bridge, and I’m chopping it down.
– Don’t chop it down! How shall we cross? We can’t manage without it.
– Well, you’ll just have to ju… (bridge begins to collapse) Jump! Juuuump!
– Well, I did jump. Why didn’t he?