–    Get a pet, Pat.
–    Alan, I’ve got a pet. I’ve got a cat!
–    That terrible black cat outside?
–    Terrible?
–    That smelly cat?
–    Alice is an elegant cat.
–    Mm. Well, perhaps that cat at the back isn’t Alice.
–    Alice! Puss-puss! Alice! Alice, you haven’t met Alan. Puss-puss!… Now Alan, this is Alice.
–    Yes, Pat (sniffs). Yes, that’s Alice.

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