– Alfred owns a bank, Ann.
– I’m going to marry Frank, Dad.
– Harry owns a jam factory, Ann.
– I want to marry Frank, Dad.
– Marry Alfred, Ann. Or marry Harry.
– Frank, Dad! I’m going to marry Frank!
– Ann, you’re mad!
– I’ve had a word with Grandfather.
– Your grandfather’s mad too!
– Dad…
– Yes?
– I’m glad you didn’t marry Miss Parry.