Get a pet, Pat
- Get a pet, Pat.
- Alan, I’ve got a pet. I’ve got a cat!
- That terrible black cat outside?
- That smelly cat?
- Alice is an elegant cat.
- Mm. Well, perhaps that cat at the back isn’t Alice.
- Alice! Puss-puss! Alice! Alice, you haven’t met Alan. Puss-puss!… Now Alan, this is Alice.
- Yes, Pat (sniffs). Yes, that’s Alice.